Imaginary Candy
vsterminus:

This should literally be my life motto.

vsterminus:

This should literally be my life motto.

start-missing-everybody:

When your attractive friends reblog shit like “I wonder what it’s like to have people find you attractive”

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

therealdolewhip:

They say money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy passes to Disney World. I’m not really sure what the difference is…

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

jeysiec:

sizzybubbles:

OMG CREAMPOP WHY.

My cornsnake got into the tissue box while I was doing my make-up.
I ended up just putting him back in his cage (box n’ all) to let him slither out as he pleases.
Funny beast.

All I can think of is, “Wow, I didn’t know snakes were really cats with scales” (or maybe that’s “cats are snakes with fur”).

We already have “S” in the title — we could just make it Singing Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division, call it day and have a musical episode. I’ll get right on that!
Brett Dalton (via atheistj)

zohbugg:

ca-tsuka:

Mondo is celabrating LAIKA Animation Studios with releases of CORALINE & PARANORMAN soundtracks on deluxe limited edition vinyl.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD