This should literally be my life motto.
When your attractive friends reblog shit like “I wonder what it’s like to have people find you attractive”
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
They say money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy passes to Disney World. I’m not really sure what the difference is…
This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions.
What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.
As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.
OMG CREAMPOP WHY.
My cornsnake got into the tissue box while I was doing my make-up.
I ended up just putting him back in his cage (box n’ all) to let him slither out as he pleases.
All I can think of is, “Wow, I didn’t know snakes were really cats with scales” (or maybe that’s “cats are snakes with fur”).
|—||Brett Dalton (via atheistj)|